A. The shirt itself goes very hard.
B. Usually I roll my eyes when people talk about the whole “Alpha/Beta Energy” BS, but this actually has me rethinking that entire POV. Sometimes just being brave enough to be yourself, whether it’s in the deep south or anywhere else, takes a lot of balls. ❤️
While the second one is hilarious, it doesn’t sound lesbiany enough. So my vote is on “I like your mom”.