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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon has fries

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Anon has fries

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • jqubed@lemmy.world
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    Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

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      A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

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      Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

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        Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻

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          You’re not getting my fries!

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            can I have some?

            • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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              Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

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      Why risk anons virginity like that?

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      But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”

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        It’s missing a word, but if you know the reference, you’re hearing the whole quote lol

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      Is that worth losing fries?

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      No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!

      Plus those are MY fries until we’re an item! You can have half of my burger, though…

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