Aliens be judging your kinks and fetishes… 👀
I mean other humans already do this. Satellites are staring at you 24/7, even when youre inside they can theoretically track you with infrared/disruptions to the wifi signal or other epectromagnetic signals, or even using sound waves. I doubt they have the processing power yet to watch everyone all the time but its a safe bet that there are certain humans under constant surveillance by somebody.
Joke’s on them, that’s my kink.
The animals know there is a weird device there, they just sniff at it and keep going. Humans would probably investigate weird out of place things, especially in cities and more dense areas.
That’s what the feds say. Always pretending they’re aliens.
the aliens judging the alien porn I watch:
So aliens are watching me jerk off to femdom? Good, I want them to see.
By extension, ufo and alien abduction stories may be likened to animals trying to get others to believe they saw a tree flash a brilliant light late at night.
It’s called Dark Matter. C’mon, what’s more likely, 85% of the universe is completely unobservable by chance? Or by design?
Any post-scarcity civilization that advances past Prime Directive territory just quantum-shifts half a dimension to the left so they can all hang out together without bothering anyone else.
Aliens don’t judge you, though. No judgemental species can collaborate long enough to go Dark, you either evolve past those primitive instincts or self-destruct.
Which is probably why they haven’t tried to make contact. “Oh look! It’s a planet full of fundamentalist chimps with nuclear weapons” “should we pop over and say hi?” “Nah, fuck that noise!”
This is a topic in the 3 body problem series of books. The aliens have photons (?) that spy on everything the humans do so the humans have no way of planning against their attack without them knowing. The humans assign a few people to make plans with no oversight and without telling anyone else their plan.
Highly recommend the books.photons (?)
Sophon
That’s the one, and the humans making plans were called wallfacers.
Sorry I wasn’t sober when writing that comment last night.
Yes, we are. Please stop masturbating. Thanks.
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Come down here and probe my anus, then, you gray cowards!
I mean, you can keep doing it if you want to, some of uh, them, might not mind it so much.
Exactly. If humans can have an extremely diverse range of kinks and fetishes, just imagine the kinds that advanced civilizations might have.
Keep talking…
I’m always open to new ideas
42 gallon jar of baconaise, magic the gathering common cards, and a box of matches!
I don’t think I need to go on.
This again? They said NEW ideas!
You never fucked unless you fucked while teleporting.
Every thrust a new view to admire.
You know what they say about that: When you fuck during teleportation, you never fuck the same person twice!
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Please stop masturbating
Abso-fucking-lutely not
No.
I’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.
Baby, tech companies are doing all that right now.
Except we’ve given them blanket permission
judging
So when the hell do we find out the results from the judging? What can we win?
“Congratulations human! You’ve won the ‘most depraved’ award! You’ve been deemed not worth enslaving, instead you’ll be rewarded with a swift and painless death!”
The government and corporations can do that too
Bold of you to assume I’m unaware
Unless these aliens can break the laws of physics their cameras will produce heat and have to send signals somewhere. So we’ll be able to detect them.
Humans didn’t even have the technology to observe most of the eletromagnegtic spectrum for like practically all of human history apart from the recent hundred of years or so, bold of you to assume there isn’t higher form of techology that’s undetectable to us. I mean, the North Sentinese and other uncontacted tribes around the world still can’t even fanthom that we are talking to each other using radiowaves in the air.
There is this sci-fi novel called Three Body Problem and
spoiler
the aliens used a high tech AI supercomputer called the “Sophons” that can be invisible to humans and are spying on Earth in order to plan for an invasion. Humans only figured out after scientists started dying, seemingly mysteriously.
Its sci-fi, but like, they could just take advantage of the tech we already have and hack our servers to gather data, and even if humans figure it out about the hacking, they would just think it was human criminal and its just labeled as a “databreach”. (Who knows, maybe one of the databreaches are actually just aliens gathering data.)
Like… goverments run by humans already out so much cameras in the streets, aliens can just… tap into the feed lol. Use our own surveillance state against us.
bold of you to assume there isn’t higher form of techology that’s undetectable to us.
I think it’s very unlikely that there will ever be a technology that can get around fundamental laws of nature, like entropy.
Phase shifting into a different dimension
shifting into other dimensions would probably take a lot of energy and produce heat
Same way people in the past probably said there’s no way you can make anything work without a mechanical mechanism? Can you imagine what an electronic device/chip would look to someone from far past? People thought humans couldn’t fly.
Those “fundamental science” is just us making sense of the universe in a way we can observe it and even then we don’t know everything. Can you imagine how different the universe looks if you just shift the electro magnetic waves you can see.
Same way people in the past probably said there’s no way you can make anything work without a mechanical mechanism?
No, I don’t think it’s comparable. We’ve figured out most of the big picture, now it’s mostly just filling in gaps here and there and making correction. I doubt there is an entire new force or field hiding that would allow completley undetectable communications from us. Maybe you could do something with neutrinos, we’re quite bad at detecting them for now.
Can you imagine how different the universe looks if you just shift the electro magnetic waves you can see.
Yeah, I’ve looked through an infrared camera and seen pictures from x-ray telescopes.
We have absolutely not figured out most of the big picture.
One easy proof example: death. Everyone will experience this feeling, yet no one has a clue what happens with 100% certainly after death. Yet it’s one of the most fundamental things about life and existence. What is non-existence?
yet no one has a clue what happens with 100% certainly after death
Of course we do. Unless steps are taken, it’s usually rotting and decomposing. There is literally farms where we study what happens to us after death. The physics of death are no mystery.
I’m talking about the nature of the soul and spirit.
Lmao. I’ve heard that one before. Almost 200 year ago in fact.
Just called it a bit too early. But that’s mostly where we at now, technology is just catching up to theoretical physics. But I doubt we’ll get many more discoveries on the same society-changing level like electricity or radio waves were.
But hey, it would be much more interesting if I’m wrong.
They could easily send the signals away from us. How would we detect something like that?
Satellites.
How would our satellites detect something outside normal orbits?
By looking at Earth? That’s how most of them work.
lol so they can’t see anything outside the orbit. Just put a camera there.
I tried going down this line of thinking too, but any assumption you make is predicated on the belief that they would use means that we are familiar with. Just because we do not know of a way to do such and such does not mean it does not exist. This post is referring to a fundamental epistemic problem.
Heat is directed into the 8th dimension.
No wonder why the Red Lectroids are so permanently pissed off.
