rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up1161arrow-down14
arrow-up1157arrow-down1message-square10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFWrumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days ago12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
minus-squareMimicJar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoNot enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoLike, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoI mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.
minus-squarePiemanding@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoIBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.
minus-squareRobust Mirror@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoYeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 days agoIt takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoYou know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
minus-squaredogs0n@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoThere’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoor toilet paper, for us rubes. :)
12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
Not enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.
Moar fiber!
When do you think I browse the feds
Like, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
I mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.
IBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.
Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.
It takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
Bidet masterrace!
You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
There’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
or toilet paper, for us rubes. :)