• oo1@lemmings.world
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    5 days ago

    We do that but also:

    • decide we cant afford 20k for a waterfall car
    • buy an off the shelf skateboard, that has a 10k per year oracle subscription
    • saw it in two
    • glue on a broom handle so it at least looks like the scooter in agile step 2.
    • mark the project as done.

    Then spend 15k fudging the ‘benefits realisation’ to make it look like a the users were really happy with car that only had two wheels and no engine.