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ilovecinnamon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago

It's a rule

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It's a rule

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ilovecinnamon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago
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    > Be me
    > At work
    > Test appears to be finished based on logs
    > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
    > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
    > “Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?”
    > “No, i just thought it would be fun.”

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    Story points.

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    “It’s a propreitery time-measurement standard”

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      I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    pulling into service station with a flat tire

    “Got a flat?”

    “No, man, it’s the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!”

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    months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.

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      milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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      this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.

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        The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

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    Is it metric years or imperial years?

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    Nice. Im 18 trucks old.

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    “Putting diapers on now, DTF?”

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    That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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    The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

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