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    9 hours ago

    Nice. Let’s balance this out a bit at the other end:

    98 - A scroll containing a detailed plan to burn down the nearest orphanage.

    99 - Pockets full of napkins inscribed with insane anti-gnome racist gibberish.

    100 - A magic communication stone that, if activated, creates a magic audio connection with the lead villain of the current story arc.