I must have missed the golden age. Taco Bell opened in my town in 2021, and I’ve only eaten in there a couple of times because it’s dire. Small, scraggly little wraps with barely any filling (and the filling they do have is bland and crap; they don’t seem to sell a single spicy item on the menu).

We’re not exactly overwhelmed with Mexican restaurants, but even if I wanted a taco I still wouldn’t bother.