(all “punishments” are actually rewards)

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
    80·
    12 days ago

    I have to admit I’m stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

    • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      53·
      12 days ago

      so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

      I genuinely can’t tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not…

      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
        2·
        16 hours ago

        If it’s a decent model it’ll go practically everywhere until it goes under the bed where it’ll get stuck on a sock or something.

          • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
            3·
            15 hours ago

            Any rational person should know that there aren’t any sexually deviant clowns hiding under your bed waiting to get fucked by a Roomba riding dildo…

            But there’s always a chance!