• DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    5 days ago

    I’ve found out the hard way by jumping off my roof into one as a kid, they’re also not that strong and won’t catch you as you plummet straight through the hedge.

    Also, on a side note, umbrellas do not slow you down and hurt like fuck when they hit you in the face.