Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoTIL you produce about three and a half metric tons of feces and 38 000 liters of urine during an average lifetime.harpers.orgexternal-linkmessage-square91linkfedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down18cross-posted to: shitposting@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1250arrow-down1external-linkTIL you produce about three and a half metric tons of feces and 38 000 liters of urine during an average lifetime.harpers.orgQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square91linkfedilinkcross-posted to: shitposting@lemmy.ml
minus-squaresolsangraal@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·9 days agosomeone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn’t even know it
minus-squareBeacon@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up17·9 days agoIt was Bono’s dad https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fD99wnP7r_g
minus-squarewildncrazyguy138@fedia.iocakelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 days agoMy $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoThey suspected. They couldn’t confirm it.
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-29 days ago``Doesn’t seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight. If so, it’s probably someone with cholera
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoI am currently in process. Haven’t stopped pooping for 17 years.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoThat’s probably why the YMCA won’t let you in.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoYou should see a doctor for that
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoThe doctors made me this way I’m not sure what they’re gonna do to help
someone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn’t even know it
It was Bono’s dad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fD99wnP7r_g
My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.
They suspected. They couldn’t confirm it.
``Doesn’t seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.
If so, it’s probably someone with cholera
I am currently in process. Haven’t stopped pooping for 17 years.
That’s probably why the YMCA won’t let you in.
You should see a doctor for that
The doctors made me this way I’m not sure what they’re gonna do to help
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