• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    Offer arrives from global council of oligarchs tomorrow:

    Kill all landlords, landback by the end of the month, cops are allowed only two pieces of kit¹, but we keep gig apps cops and for-profit healthcare for at least another decade. No struggle no tear gas no death.

    I’d take that deal.

    ¹pants bullets radio and a car each count for one.