The aliens:
TO SERVE MAN
Ye Wenjie is that you?
book two: do not make a peep, never let anyone in the universe know you exist
spoilers:
book three: we made a group chat with all the intelligent life in the universe, wanna hit restart a fuck up s new universe with multiple time dimensions?
If we ever get invaded by aliens, we’ll just be their lab rats. They won’t enslave us, because not efficient. They ain’t here for our resources, that’s the lamest thing to do. They ain’t coming here to erase us from existence, because the universe is mostly void, so our existence doesn’t matter to them, we occupy insignificant space in that.
Lots of assumptions there, let’s hope if it ever happens that they are less douchebags that we are
They might want the resources of earth.
There is also a chance they might want to hunt and/or rape us for the fun of it.
Nothing material on earth you can’t find everywhere else, the only things we have that aren’t incredibly plentiful elsewhere are earths unique biology and human culture. Both of which can also be obtained without us ever knowing about it. The only logical reason to invade is ideological so if we ever meet hostile aliens they’re either genocidal zealots or a bunch of sadists.
Aliens: Sorry but we don’t need anybody for… whatever it is you do. Now get in the mass harvester.
I’m just here for the discounts on probing.
Wait. That’s treason.
Gonna act like I’m not an agent of Slaanesh. Go Xenos! ❤️
Isn’t that basically the plot of The X-Files?
And Three Body Problem
Let’s hope for a long fight… If humanity has an external enemy, we would focus on killing them instead of killing each other.
Look at the history of colonization.
The French and British both allied with Native tribes in America who already hated each other.
It’s Exploitation 101. Offer superior weapons to the weakest group in any area and watch them do all your killing for you. Even better, they can never say anything to you, because now their old enemies hate them even more.
Yep, black and white would team together to batter green. It’ll literally take that though
Spaliens
How nice! I’m sure they’ll let him live as their obedient dog
