1. All public transport now runs on schedule. I love schedules.
  2. It’s illegal to show up at someone’s door unnanounced. You must text first.
  3. No music in supermarkets. Also, ordering groceries to your address is now free.
  4. Instead of engaging in meaningless small talk, people ask what topic someone has been obsessed with lately.
  5. Ads are abandoned.
  6. Working from home is now default.
  7. Restaurants carry common “Safe food” menus, and silent seating options.
  8. Social capital is no longer about how much you earn, and what kind of success you have, but about knowledge of obscure movie references.
  9. What’s on TV? Oh, it’s your comfort show on rerun again!
  10. People of support level 2 and higher will be granted magical powers to compensate for their difficulties. Not sure how I’ll implement this in practice but I’ll damn sure give it a shot.
  • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    16 hours ago

    My agenda:

    1. Freak out. I was not prepared for this.
    2. Find all the best experts to help me figure this shit out. Why is there so much malaria???
    3. Probably get coup’d within a week because I do not understand the complex and cutthroat dynamics of maintaining political power and spent all my time trying to solve object level problems.