• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    I mean, if you’re going to fly to Norway just to commit a crime, make sure it’s something more unique than just holding up the first bank you see. If you’re going to go, go all out. For example, might I suggest, “operating a meth lab openly on a sidewalk in Oslo,” “building a collection of stolen police cruisers outside your hotel in Trondheim,” or “attempting to blackmail the king of Norway into granting you a royal title.”