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minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 个月前This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 个月前What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.
minus-squareSmoogs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 个月前Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前This is the comment that got me off the toilet.
minus-squarestiephelando@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前I appreciate the wisdom you shared
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前IDK, but not smelling like shit and not itching there worth it.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 个月前Or maybe they do wipe, but then they need to write an apology letter to mother because of how it made them feel.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前If wiping your ass gives you those kinds of feelings then that’s not a gay nor straight thing, you’ve got a whole different thing going on, unless you’re using a bidet, then those feelings are perfectly normal.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前God bless a quality bidet. The only true mark of civilization.
This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay
What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.
Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.
Nah you get homorrhoids that way
This is the comment that got me off the toilet.
You know this from experience hey?
I appreciate the wisdom you shared
IDK, but not smelling like shit and not itching there worth it.
Or maybe they do wipe, but then they need to write an apology letter to mother because of how it made them feel.
If wiping your ass gives you those kinds of feelings then that’s not a gay nor straight thing, you’ve got a whole different thing going on, unless you’re using a bidet, then those feelings are perfectly normal.
God bless a quality bidet. The only true mark of civilization.