gods I hate how clever it is…
Turbolifts move on each axis, too, so they’ll still get there from engineering when you actually stop scrolling and walk/run/bike/drive with your phone in your pocket.
Edit: We do get to stop scrolling eventually, right?
This reminds me of something I read somewhere…it should be possible to get from the tail end of the star drive section to Ten Forward, or the bridge to main engineering completely uninterrupted or unimpeded via corridor and stairs.
Sorry, the lift is jammed. We’ll have that taken care of shortly for you. In the meantime enjoy some music while you wait.
Nah, I’ll stop right here to create tension.
Never thought of it but do they have elevator technicians on a Federation Starship? or Vulcan ships? or Klingon ships?
Yeah, that’d be among the duties of the engineering department.
Is it sad that I’m pretty sure this is from s5 e26 where they are talking about data’s death, and how people stop talking when they see data.
I misread “hum” as “bum.”
