• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    Lol I can’t even find my firearm. I know it’s around here somewhere. Somewhere really stupidly obvious. I just set it down like two seconds ago. 🤔

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      5 days ago

      Months later you remember that it’s in the gun safe in a drawer you don’t use.

      Just have to find the key now…

          • rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works
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            1 day ago

            My wife and I moved out of an apartment, she had a whole inventory of important stuff, including the whole ass kitchen I had gotten as a wedding gift. She was at the new house unpacking and I was going through the kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom at the apartment checking things off on the inventory before loading up and I left all of the small kitchen stuff. Did get my fancy knife set though.

      • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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        5 days ago

        Probably better at this point to pick up a new hobby like lock picking/bypassing to be able to open it up and once you get the tools for the job and learn the basics. Wait why did we bother learning to lock? Probably was just for fun. Then you can abandon the hobby, lose the tools and eventually maybe you’ll realize you haven’t seen your gun in a long time. Wherever could it be?

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      5 days ago

      Did you check the back pocket of your pants that have been through the washer and dryer 3 times already because you forgot to hang them properly and they got wrinkly and you didn’t feel like ironing them?