I thought for a moment this was meant to imply the display was actually plastic and anon had given himself some exciting new kind of poisoning… no it’s just diabetes
You are now addicted to snickers, if you stop eating them cold turkey you will die
That’s what happened when I eat Chinese food. Only Chinese food. It’s weird.
It’s because they typically put a lot of sugar in it when cooking for westerns. Lots of sugar, carbs, and oil equals sugar crash and gout
finally achieved the hyperglycemic shock
Diabetes speedrun
This made me think of something that happened to a good friend of mine. He’s in his 50s and is one of the most healthy people I know in terms of diet and exercise.
He went to the doctor the other day for a checkup. His doctor made an off the cuff remark about his cholesterol levels being normal, which was fine for a regular person by maybe a little concerning for a person with diabetes.
My friend was like “What do you mean for a person with diabetes?” and the doc responded “You didn’t know you had diabetes?”
They went through my friend’s diet to see what could be the cause. The conversation went like this:
Doc: Do you drink sugary drinks like soda?
Friend: Never.
Doc: What do you eat in a typical day?
Friend: Mostly rice and spinach. And beans too. Honestly most days I forget to eat.
Doc: This doesn’t really check out. Are you sure there’s nothing else you’re eating or drinking?
Friend: Oh… I also usually drink about a gallon of orange juice a day.
So yeah … that’s the story of how my supposedly healthy friend gave himself diabetes by drinking a metric fuckton of OJ.
Oh. Will I get diabetes from Lipton peach ice tea?
That depends. How many gallons would you say you drink a day?
I don’t know about gallons but 1.5 liters
That’s a beetus
“somedays I don’t even eat”
Mf getting all their calories from OJ
How were people brainwashed into thinking OJ was “healthy”? It’s the closest equivalent to natural candy I can think of. Tons of sugar offset by juicy acidity
Fruit is healthy. It’s just fruit.
I mean, there are still obvious health benefits; you’re going to get vitamins from OJ a can of soda will never give you. But, yeah, there are definitely, additionally, health detriments, as well.
I was absolutely like this, juice addicted, then I transitioned into full blown alcoholism, and on the way back out I had to acknowledge serious hypoglycemia and my body had to dry itself out and get used to more stable blood sugar.
Honestly tho I have not ever been able to control my addiction to sugar since, except during keto (boo) and on semiglutide, and suddenly it’s manageable.
Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.
Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.
Anon was there for the cock vein
I will never look at a snickers or mars bar the same way again.
Edit: actually no, I still don’t like this joke
Probably upside down to feel the vein.
Can we please stop this anti-gay sentiment?
Someone doesn’t understand fake and gay
And of course no explanation.
gay
These references are a celebration of diversity, read the room
These references are a celebration of diversity
Wha, how?
read the room
I’m not good at that.
Also, that photo clearly has a “candy warehouse” watermark. If the story was true, that would be a costco watermark.
For the record, I thought you were hilarious.
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