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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Human rice cooker

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Human rice cooker

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    Here’s what I don’t get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

    Why the terrible photoshop?

    You’ve got a product. You make it. It’s cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

    And surely somebody who works for you isn’t a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

    But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

  • mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org
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    Hell, it’s 2025. Don’t act like it’s your first time seeing a footjob privacy tent…

    • Binky@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Holy crap that’s funny.

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    Portable steam sauna, in case anyone was actually wondering.

    • Donebrach@lemmy.world
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      I was wondering but that really doesn’t answer what the hell is happening in this picture.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      So, basically a human rice cooker

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        a human rice cooker

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    When you want your whole body to smell like someone else’s stinky feet, but don’t want to smell them yourself.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Another pressing problem has been solved!

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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        Another decisice victory for Temu

    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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      Not until the marination is complete, anyway.

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      1 day ago

      People pay good money for that

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    1 day ago

    footjob tent

  • kartoffelsaft@programming.dev
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    • Donebrach@lemmy.world
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      toot toot

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    Unus Anus Annus had an episode where they steamed themselves with their own piss in one of these, IIRC.

    What a silly one-time thing.

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      I was almost sparred by youtube having deleted the video but archive.org graciously has it archived.

    • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works
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      What a thing to read at 10 am

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes, one-time thing…

    • nihilomaster@lemmy.world
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      pleeeaaase don’t mistype annus

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        Fish-Bach and Nester would approve ‘Anus’.

  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I…is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

    • loomi@lemmy.world
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      Nope an Asian dieting thing.

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        Huh…since I’ve seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

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          As someone living in east Asia, there are definitely a number and it seems to be increasing. Then again, “Asia” is like a huge chunk of the world encompassing more than two billion people.

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          It’s called caloric control

      • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        then why do you have to put your feet there? 😭

        • loomi@lemmy.world
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          Misconception that heating a specific area makes the fat there disappear. Also Asian ladies walk more than western girls, and wear heels while doing it. Their feet hurt. Heat nice. Winter cold. Etc.

          • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I mean, is there a reason to put them while another human is inside?

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              Yes. Don’t kink shame.

              • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Fair, it looks like they are both enjoying their time

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                  Right? It makes me want a steamy foot massage.

    • entwine413@lemm.ee
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      Anything is if you’re brave enough

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    Siamese twins with shared legs.

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    Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan…

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    Hmmmmm

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