Real story: I have to go to work in the next country, in a festival where friends go also but to enjoy it. i made very clear that no drugs, no anything was to be in my car since there’s a border crossing and I can’t get involved in that shit since I am expected to work the day after.

It’s my car, my job,… My rules yeah. Also that festival was pretty famous for being the open-air supermarket for everything smokable, sniffable, suckable whatever.

And of course one dude has “quite nothing really, only 2 grams hashish and a half acid”. Fuck you dude I said “nothing” not “quite nothing” ffs - so the guy said, “it’s okay, I’ll put it in my mouth and swallow if we get stopped”.

Comes the border crossing, I triple-check him. It’s in his mouth all right. And I make him so nervous he swallows when we cross (without being stopped).

He slept the entire remaining 700km, then was angry with me because it was late when we arrived and it was gonna be a chore for him to find stuff right away instead of having time tomorrow because I made him swallow.

He went his way that day, and probably got back by bus. I guess.