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I don’t often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.
Oh I groaned good one
Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other replies, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”
Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad
Haha!
I remember this one as muffins in an oven.
I’ve heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.
Mine don’t translate well to English. Judging by the way my teenager sighs, rolls their eyes, and closes the door, I’ll assume they are pretty good
Share them in their original language, then!
Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It’s a light sentence but gives them time to refract
Brilliant! This one is genius
Whenever you feel like things are unfair, remember that Laura Croft’s entire life has been in ruins.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it’d be a chicken sedan.
Hey Kiddo, what’s brown and sounds like a bell?
I dont get it??
Dung
relevant username
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Elton John’s wedding ring.
Well, I would have to say the one that always used to make you laugh the most.
Why do teenage girls always walk in odd-number groups?
Because they literally can’t even.
Sadly, I never got you to laugh at 2, 3, 5 and 7
now that is some prime humor…
