May the 4th be with you!

You are always fun and sexy.

😲 rawstrawberry face reveal? You’re brave. And sexy.

The only tragedy here is that you aren’t in my bed.

You know, I think I did hear it. It went something like:

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Raw Strawberry the Divine?

I thought not. It’s not a story the farmers would tell you. It’s a produce legend.

Raw Strawberry was a berry of unmatched beauty, so luscious and radiant she could make the sun jealous. She was said to be so naturally sweet… she could caramelize just by basking in moonlight.

She became so ripe… so powerful… she could even prevent other fruits from spoiling.

The other fruit feared her.

Unfortunately, she became too perfect.

The commenters fought over her. She was plucked at the peak of her ripeness… thr0000witaway devoured her delicious slit before she ever made it to jam.

It’s ironic, really. She could preserve others… but not herself.

A cute face with that wonderful body? And you seem fun as well? What a perfect combo

Adorable, she is

Oh man. That looks like a fun photo shoot!

The best thing to have with strawberry is alot of cream. So you bring the strawberry and I will give you the rest.

I’d much rather YOU be with me!

Let’s see how you would fair against my saber😈