• krashmo@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      I think so. Spit on your hands and touch all the door handles you can find. Introduce yourself with a handshake to everyone you encounter. Buy a MAGA hat and see if you can get a picture or something with Trump. Turn yourself into a full on bio weapon that exclusively targets fascists.

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        I’m gonna become a carrier from left 4 dead. I’ll show no symptoms but I’ll get everyone around me infected