: Takes a sip of a juice pouch:

It is true. A millennial becomes more bitter with age.

: smacks tongue, eyes roll back as though recalling a childhood memory:

But millennials have these… : swishes liquid millennial over palate:

Bracing tannins that challenge you and require further observation.

: Looking at cup:

And he pondered, how DID he find himself at some sort of pre-historic blood ritual? Was this not his beautiful wife? Was this not his beautiful car?