Prosecution: “We didn’t do it.”

Defense: “Well, we have a recording of the call, and we sure didn’t record it.”

Prosecution: “Uhhhh, there was a warning before the call that it would be recorded.”

Defense: “Well, on the recording, no such warning exists…”

Prosecution: “Ohhhh, that recording… Ummm, yeah, that was an intern, and they stopped listening as soon as they realized it was wrong. Pinky promise.”