ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoJust a pic of two bestieslemmy.worldimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1607arrow-down114
arrow-up1593arrow-down1imageJust a pic of two bestieslemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoNow sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off
minus-squareMisterMoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoSee that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoPretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.
minus-squareNoite_Etion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoI regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol
minus-squareMaiq@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoI hope this will help redeem your regretful decision. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU
minus-squareNoite_Etion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYes? I think so… I’m not sure how I feel now. Thanks for the laugh tho
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoAhhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoFor good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoOh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoPut your fist down flip it and reverse it
Shove it up your ass.
And mine.
At a medium pace.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off
See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
Move it in and out at a medium pace
Pretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.
I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol
I hope this will help redeem your regretful decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU
Yes? I think so… I’m not sure how I feel now.
Thanks for the laugh tho
I wholeheartedly agree.
Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!
For good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?
Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.
And then spend it
Put your fist down flip it and reverse it
Isyerr herpa flippa-flapjack