Its the 14th century and you’ve had no time to prepare, after you’re done reading this post you are snapped. What do you do?

  • LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    England is in the midst of the Hundred Years war with France and considering I’m ~193cm and the average height of a man in England in the 14th century is about 171cm… looks like in getting my arse drafted and shipped off to France, to act as some kind of intimidating presence. That is until I have to swing a sword, which my body, that’s used to sitting in an office looking over excel spreadsheets, absolutely can’t do, so I get bum rushed/hit in the face with an arrow and die.

    That’s the most likely scenario.

    Worst case scenario, considering I don’t speak middle English or Latin, I’m treated as an enemy and locked up in a dungeon somewhere.

    I don’t think there is realistically a best case scenario

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      9 hours ago

      I’d just like to interject that while traveling was rare in medieval times, it did happen. People usually didn’t get thrown in jail for it, even if they didn’t speak the local language.

      Regular people didn’t really speak Latin beyond a few bits of prayer. The lingua franca was a mix of various coastal languages (think of the belter patois in the expanse), but even that was only known to traders.

      You’d have a tough time for sure, but wouldn’t necessarily get in trouble.