An unusual startup announced the world’s first sperm race – a race involving actual sperm – will be held April 25 at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles.
Sperm Racing, a startup founded by a team of young millionaires, announced representatives from two competing schools – the University of Southern California and the University of California, Los Angeles – will provide the microscopic swimmers for the inaugural Sperm Race.
The race will take place under a microscopic camera that will track the progress of the sperms as they attempt to cross to the finish line.
The startup said there will be three races held to determine the overall winner, and play-by-play commentary will be provided during each heat. There will also be instant replays, leaderboards and betting through approved partners.
Have any of the competitors pulled out?
Something something something he always cums first.
What is the finish line?
Men will do anything except go to therapy
finally, they found a sport where Trans women have an advantage over cis women.
Lol
There will also be instant replays, leaderboards and betting through approved partners.
God damn DraftKings! Is there anything you won’t host betting on???
Pull the other one, it’s got bells on.
Found the Morris dancer
That’s not fair, he juiced his swimmer with RedBull and zinc before the race!
So this is where the harvest from the georgian egg farm ended up.
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