Dream only of me!
Hi I’m Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler
Nice try, Dracula.
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I’m in.
I’d need cheese
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
Is it provided once or on daily basis ?
After every feeding of course
In Romania? Daily basis.
Asking the important questions.
There’s a whole village, basically within arm’s reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.
You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!
It’s a wine vine, I think.
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I’m there!
Is this pork long pig?
I was gonna ask “And just how long is this pork, exactly?”
I wish I had this rizz
New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.
On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation
All you need to give me is some bloood.
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Link please.