You wake up in your cryopod, urgently use the restroom, get probulated, and have your career chip implanted. On your way to your closest living relative’s place you pass by the Head Museum. Which person’s head from the year 2023 do you expect most to see there?
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Ohhh, I was searching in the bathroom.
In the bathroom on a stack of classified documents, again.
Keanu reeves and Paul Rudd. Both still the same age, for all time.
They’re not even in jars. They’re there to observe.
Matt Groening
Elon Musk’s definitely won’t be. It’ll be alone on whatever remains of Mars after the 3012 incident
Plot idea: the ancient Martians are actually all descendants of Musk, and all have names like €π~®§àm. They’re gray due to inbreeding
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A dumpster in the back with Harvey Weinstein, Danny Masterson, Dan Schneider, etc.
You mean Dan “Hold’er down, she’s a fighter” Schneider?
That Dan Schneider?
I’m sure he’s best friends with Brock “The Rapist” Turner.
Mr. Beast is probably the most 2023ish person
While true, there’s probably 40% of the American population that has no idea who that is.
American here, can confirm, no idea who that is.
Yeah but people too famous would be boring to pick.
Ah yeah the guy who confuses good content with trending content.
