• Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Or attach a leash. Just be sure to remind your cart that it’s a good boy/girl, clean up any messes it makes, and keep it away from the chocolate in the checkout line.

    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 days ago

      Easier to just carry the groceries in my arms, the last accessory I’d need for people to fully think of me as a serial killer would be random lenths of rope…

      • Natanael@infosec.pub
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        9 hours ago

        Sometimes I just kick that basket around when I can’t be bothered to reach for the handle, lol