So again, if you’re trying to prove the doctor did something weird, yes. BUT THAT WOULD BE IN ELONS BEST INTEREST TO PROVE. He’d be freed of obligations to the child, would get his money back, and would destroy the doctor.
But Elon isn’t asking.
Y’all keep getting obsessed with “well what if someone falsified something during ELONS IVF?!?”. Then he wouldn’t be the father and he’d be happy to take it.
Y’all keep forgetting that Elons long term plans are to abandon his children. IVF shenanigans, unless it was like “oh you’ve never actually had a single child”, would FAVOR Elon.
So why is it the OTHER party that wants this? For her, it would only damage her case if they did IVF and it came back negative for paternity. So the only logical thing is, maybe they didn’t do IVF at all.
Or if you want to get crazy conspiracy theory: Elon hasn’t used his own sperm once. He acquired the DNA of a prominent Nazi(maybe even Hitler? WooOoooOooo) and has been using THAT DNA to impregnate women. She wants the paternity test not to prove he’s the father and get child support, but to out this secret fact. Maybe even just asking for the test is a form of blackmail. She can make the “paternity test” threat publicly and no one sees it’s really extortion.
There ya go, there’s a conspiracy that actually fits what’s going on, even if it is insane.
So again, if you’re trying to prove the doctor did something weird, yes. BUT THAT WOULD BE IN ELONS BEST INTEREST TO PROVE. He’d be freed of obligations to the child, would get his money back, and would destroy the doctor.
But Elon isn’t asking.
Y’all keep getting obsessed with “well what if someone falsified something during ELONS IVF?!?”. Then he wouldn’t be the father and he’d be happy to take it.
Y’all keep forgetting that Elons long term plans are to abandon his children. IVF shenanigans, unless it was like “oh you’ve never actually had a single child”, would FAVOR Elon.
So why is it the OTHER party that wants this? For her, it would only damage her case if they did IVF and it came back negative for paternity. So the only logical thing is, maybe they didn’t do IVF at all.
Or if you want to get crazy conspiracy theory: Elon hasn’t used his own sperm once. He acquired the DNA of a prominent Nazi(maybe even Hitler? WooOoooOooo) and has been using THAT DNA to impregnate women. She wants the paternity test not to prove he’s the father and get child support, but to out this secret fact. Maybe even just asking for the test is a form of blackmail. She can make the “paternity test” threat publicly and no one sees it’s really extortion.
There ya go, there’s a conspiracy that actually fits what’s going on, even if it is insane.