Mine is this and Leela’s “oh lord.” I mean, there are so many, but those two top the charts.
I’m gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!.. In fact, forget the (thing)!
it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.
Definitely a staple
I love to use, “You are technically correct, the best kind of correct”.
I used to use this all the time at my old job, because literally every decision made there was made by a committee of people basing their decision on feelings.
It felt good to passive-aggressively point out decisions that actually had technical merit with this phrase.
Definitely this one for me too! I usually remix it somehow, like “You are technically correct, the most celebrated form of correct”, or some such.
This comment is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
“Good news, everyone!” by far.
I weirdly never picked that one up. I’ll have to work it into my meetings.
Ah yes, the classic game of “Professor Farnsworth or James May?”
Shut up baby, I know it.
Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode
We love you, Bender!
Shut up, baby. I know it.
My terrier says this a lot
So does my mutt
I pretty frequently ask “to shreds you say?” And also “how’d you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat” anytime I’m going out
Haha. That’s a great one.
Lol such a good one
“Do a flip!”
The amount of times I’ve shouted this at my coworkers when they are working at hights is ridikkerous.
Did you say… “ridikkerous”?
It’s a dangerous path I bounce… but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear! And I’m the only one.
Well, we’re boned.
DOOOOMMMMEEEDDD
I am shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.
Used this in my head today reading about Russel Brand
Another good one!
I’m 40% used lines!
And I think about the Moon song more often than I’d like to admit.
And I think about the Moon song more often than I’d like to admit.
Pretty much any time I think of the moon, or whaling. Or harpoons. Or tunes.
Omg! I will randomly start humming that song too! I guess it’s not surprising given how many times I’ve watched.
“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.” Gets a lot of use when playing Mario Kart with friends when two people hit each other with the same items or hitting each other with stars activated.
Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.
I do try to work in “to shreds you say,” but it’s not as embedded as “oh lord” for me.
“I’ve got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!”
“You’re screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she’s a screw!”
And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.
Haha. “I did do the nasty in the pasty.”
“To shreds, you say?”
With my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor inconvenience:
"-Our universe is DOOMED!
-DOOOOMEEEED!!"
I tend to use “you want me to do two things?”
