The hardest part about modern dating is that all the people that are attracted to you aren’t movie stars. So you have to keep waiting until you might get a chance with a movie star…
Replace “movie” with whatever kind of star your delusions are fueled by.
Hehe yeah, that too. We are globally connected now. Relationships most often start by just hanging out with people. We hang out with everyone from everywhere now.
we hang out with everyone across the globe, but only online
IRL we just sit at the computer because we can’t find physical places we want to spend time…
The hardest part about modern dating is that all the people that are attracted to you aren’t movie stars. So you have to keep waiting until you might get a chance with a movie star…
Replace “movie” with whatever kind of star your delusions are fueled by.
the problem with modern dating is that all the cute twinks who want me to bench press them live a quarter of the way across the globe
Hehe yeah, that too. We are globally connected now. Relationships most often start by just hanging out with people. We hang out with everyone from everywhere now.
we hang out with everyone across the globe, but only online
IRL we just sit at the computer because we can’t find physical places we want to spend time…