Does…does long bacon come from long pig?
Just wait till I tell you about long eggs
Reminds me of the opening scene from clerks 2. I always assumed that wasn’t a real thing. Now, I’m not so sure.
It’s real. Granted, it’s made from eggs and doesn’t just come out of the chicken that way, but it does exist IRL.
Yeah, I remember McDonald’s like coming out and saying that they crack an actual egg and don’t use a product like that shortly after, but it looked nasty AF in clerks 2.
😨
Wait, there’s more
No sir, I don’t like it.
I’ll spare you of the chicken
How…did you end up at the long bacon store?
It’s right next to the soup store
You have to go to the short bacon store first.
kiss girl
Long bacon pairs nicely with bone hurting juice.
Oof
🎶 Long looong m… Bacon 🎶
Such an apropos reference. For those that have never watched the “Long Long Man” saga it’s the rare ad campaign whose ads inspire love and greatness.
You’ve heard of buying a T-shirt in the soup store, now get ready for buying a scarf in the bacon store!
