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asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Well, it finally happened: I MET SOMEONE!

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Well, it finally happened: I MET SOMEONE!

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asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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Cross-posted from “Well, it finally happened: I MET SOMEONE!” by @ivanafterall@lemmy.world in !lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world


We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!

After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.

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    Count your kidneys

    • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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      I have about 5, but my fridge is getting somewhat full.

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    What’s her thing anyway? Catfishing?

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      she’s the fediverse chick!

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      They don’t respond on any platforms, so I doubt that.

      It’s probably some dude testing the waters for a mass-spamming bot.

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      I too would like to know

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    You know, the thing that actually kind of bothers me about the “Fediverse chick” DM spam is that the pictures they use (there is more than one of the same person) look like they could have been taken from a hacked webcam. And I feel bad that this girl may have no idea her face is being used for spam.

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      According to multiple past comments, she actually does stream in the video link she provides, bit mostly just types stuff and smokes cigarettes.

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    This is why we can’t have nice things.

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    Dude, I can find you a better person! Just come over to my new site fedifriendfinder.com. for $23.75 a month you’ll be able to talk to anyone! For $7.99 you can even receive responses! Maximum 5. 5 responses! C’mon dude, let’s do this! There’s a whole bunch of whore housewives in your area who are bored and just want to talk to you!

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      Single moms in my fediverse?! Hell yeah!

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    XD

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