🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agoAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square120linkfedilinkarrow-up1769arrow-down17
arrow-up1762arrow-down1imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square120linkfedilink
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoA neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoTwo drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
minus-squareshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-24 months agoAn ion walks into a bar. “Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
An ion walks into a bar.
“Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”