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Source: https://t.me/pravdaGerashchenko_en/28697
In Russian Belgorod, a woman reported a blue blanket on a yellow balcony to the local security department. She wrote that “measures need to be taken”.
Shortly after, she received thanks for her vigilance and a report that the blanket was taken down, accompanied by a photo.
Russian paranoia is blooming.
Homer: Marge! Marge! They’re calling you a war crime on the TV again.
Marge: Oh Geez. If people would just talk over their differences, they’d find they have a lot of other things to hate each other for.
Lisa: But Moooooommmmm, Russia is the aggressor in this state, and Ukraine has the right to defend itself!
Bart: Aggressive like my farts. And more deadly then Russian bombs.
Lisa: Moooom. Bart is becoming a mouth piece of the Russian state again!
Homer: Enough you two, I told you not to argue geo-politics, when I am not sober. And not during football season.
Bart: But you’re never sober…
Homer: Exactly. new beer can opens
Do you write for the Simpsons? Because that was terrible
Word on the street is that the Simpsons is good again, actually.