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bender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

If you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?

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If you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?

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bender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Assuming I could figure out how to turn that thing on, I would definitely:

    • Take off
    • Go to maximum velocity
    • Burn out all the fuel
    • Acknowledge that I have no idea of where or how to land
    • Look for the button to the ejection seat
    • Glide down towards the equator
    • Eyeball the necessary altitude
    • Push the button
    • Pull the parachute cord
    • Flip both the birds
    • Land on a beach
    • Walk up to the bar
    • Ask for a beer
    • Run from the bill
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      Minor detail, the original pilot left it via the ejector seat…

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        I’ll bring a lawn chair then.

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      This one doesn’t have an ejection seat, remember?

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      take off

      Knew you meant it as a joke but i thought it interesting to share that Fighters don’t have a simple “start” button, here’s a F-16 startup sequence for reference.

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        Good thing I’ve watched that video, twice then!

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        Should have grabbed the Harrier.

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      Limp to the bar, stumble away from the bill.

      Ejection seats often cause career-ending musculoskeletal injuries to the lumbar spine and hips. It’s is a very violent way to leave an airplane, but much less violent than the alternative.

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        There’s also the teensy problem of the last guy to fly the plane took the seat with him.

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