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minus-squarebstixlinkfedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down9·6 hours agoYesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
minus-squarerh4c6f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up70arrow-down3·6 hours ago uptown girl She’s been living in her uptown world.
minus-squareJackthelad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·5 hours agoI bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·5 hours agoBet her mama never told her why
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 hours agoI’m gonna try for an uptown girl
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·35 minutes agoShe’s been living in her white-bred world
minus-squareCouldbealeotard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·32 minutes agoThat spelling really changes the vibe
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 minutes agoAnd yet it probably actually doesn’t.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·5 hours agoAren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
minus-squarerh4c6f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 hours agoOoooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
minus-squarebstixlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 hours agoI doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.
Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
She’s been living in her uptown world.
I bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
Bet her mama never told her why
I’m gonna try for an uptown girl
She’s been living in her white-bred world
That spelling really changes the vibe
And yet it probably actually doesn’t.
Oh Jesus God
Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
I’d choose the uptown bear
Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.