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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
With these options, the only way I could enjoy the flight is by playing the Uno reverse card: I’m going to make each and every one of them regret flying in the same plane as me.