The source of all human misery? Oh man, as if I didn’t feel the pressure enough already…

At the very least spaciesist.

Boss, I can’t make it to work today. There’s a cat on my car.

Well don’t leave us hanging! Did you die?

Woohoo! Bucket list complete!

But what if something happens to you and you don’t want your PC to check-in for you? Easy! That’s when you use a dead man’s switch tool to turn off your PC!

Could also be the fumes from the batteries burning and all that.

It’s a common misconception that it was even called Ev to begin with. In reality, it used to be named Mt. Eh due to how underwhelming it is.

“Constant average query time” is not that hard to understand. It means that sometimes access time is e.g. linear, and sometimes you get your content before executing the code. With a hash table large enough and full enough, this can be used to fetch content seconds, minutes, days, potentially years before the program even exists. That’s one hell of a breakthrough.

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That’s how you get Skynet

See Overton Window [Wikipedia]. It’s something to keep in mind in the face of extreme discourse (like, say, a Nazi salute on live TV) before dismissing it as irrelevant.

It’s still straight if you realize too late

Hovercat in maintenance

Little guy living its 9 lives all at once

Keeping femalehood at bay, now THAT’s masculine af

They really paywalled dark mode? That move alone is incredibly dumb. Surefire way to alienate potential new users before they’ve even tested anything serious.

With our current two-round election system and a fragmented left landscape, the far-right gamble has worked wonders for Macron and the center-right in the past. I’m so glad they fucked up even if for just this one time.

Got it! Thanks for taking the time to explain it!

That’s nice and all, but I have no idea what either “wet” or “opaque” mean in relation to sound =(