even has a flared base

shitty buttcap

oh no, this one’s been used

Oh, so this is how the zombie apocalypse in The Last of Us started.

Mushrule. It was right there in front of your eyes. Also now I want a buttplug with a mushroom cap.

There’s not mushroom for that up there

Nice, I didn’t see any posts from goblin core in quite a while. This would fit I suppose.

At least it has a flange so you won’t lose it

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger…

It’s got a flared base so you’re good to go

The last champignon dish you’re going to prepare.