No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there’s no chance you willingly take someone’s name and then go on and complain about your actions.
Fake.
yup, I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for $500, Alex.
Wow, what a blursed name.
A perfectly cromulent name.
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
That season doesn’t exist and you can’t convince me otherwise
“kaleesi”
I feel like I wouldn’t even blame the other kids for bullying me if my name was Blessica
Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that’s r/namenerds.
Lemmy doesn’t detect sarcasm? It’s in the tittle
For some odd reason, I really think that this is a true story. God bless blessica blimp son.
OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?
Funny name. I giggled.
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Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Damn :(
someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
That’s a crunchy mom?
Blive, blaugh, blove
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
It’s a child not a vanity plate
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
I mean, I guess the straights get pretty weird sometimes, but I’m not really seeing the connection.
What?
Cishet bad. Duh.
I think its a bot that starts beef
Man, I wish I had a beefbot…
Typical blahaj zone toxicity.
Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can’t meet expectations.
Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren’t allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.
I refuse to believe this isn’t a shitpost
Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in
The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster’s submission history I’m seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.
… I don’t think it’s a shit post.
Nah there’s no record of ‘Blimpson’ being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.
My BS detector is on yellow alert, but here’s the reddit profile. I feel almost like the original OP may be preemptively floating the idea for some reason.
… No but Bimpson is… https://www.houseofnames.com/bimpson-family-crest
The Bimpson surname is a patronymic, created from the Medieval given name Benne, which comes from the Latin word “benedictus,” which means “blessed.”
Too much of a good thing.
Hold strong to your beliefs.
