I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.

I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn’t cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn’t get in trouble at all.

Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.

This must be a blue country. Or it is about driving in the wrong lane.

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Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set

“Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone”

Roarrrs off with spinning tires.

Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.

“Just saying hi!” [drives off]

We’re going to the bar after work. Are you joining?

Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

Later at the pub
Driver: I can’t believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn’t really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.

Where’s your bike seat?

You got the seatpost up your butt!

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