The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned people to not “kiss or cuddle your turtle” after a salmonella outbreak linked to small turtles has sickened at least 26 people across 11 states.
Public health officials announced that they are investigating a “multistate outbreak” of salmonella linked to small turtles after dozens of people have fallen ill in recent months, according to the CDC.
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DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER!
GIVE ME BACK MY PURSE!
I DON’T KNOW YOU!!!
“Kissing the turtle”? I haven’t heard that euphemism before.
Remember kids: if you don’t want to catch salmonella, always wash your hands after jerking your chicken, kissing your turtle, or whatever the hell you’re calling it these days.
Classic CDC kink shaming me :(
Still okay to fuck it though, right?
As long as you use a condom.
I usually just have my girlfriend kiss my turtle.
No.
Jonathan the zombie is going to be very unhappy about this ☹️
Link to CDC report on which states are so far affected: https://www.cdc.gov/salmonella/turtles-08-23/map.html
Most states have had only 1 or 2 cases reported so far.
How did you did down voted for that?
Who couldn’t love that snappy little face?
Also, don’t lick your frog…
