• EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    For those who don’t get the joke, bagels are a Jewish food.

    Also, I’d argue they got a good thing going there. Got the gravlax, bagel, and egg on top. Sounds like a delicious breakfast sandwich to me (just get rid of the silly kebab spear and give me some fruit on the side or something).

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    I never understood why people serve food like this? When ever I get a dish like this, the first thing I do is disassemble it so i can actually fucking eat it.

    I get its visually appealing, but I am not 12 and i just want to eat a bagel.

    Sorry for the rant

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      1 month ago

      Uhg Instagram

      Was a problem before IG/TikTok too but people want photos of ridiculous meals so restaurants serve them and the cycle continues

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    I hate the fancy restaurants with the stupid square/rectangle yuppie plates. Why the plate gotta be so damn small? It leaves you no choice but to make a damn mess especially with all that sauce everywhere.

    /OldManRantOver

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      I’m ok with square plates, but the rectangular ones annoy me because it means you can’t turn them the way you might want to. In order to, for example, not have food fall off your fork and go everywhere.

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      It makes it look like you are getting more food so that way you don’t think about the fact that you just paid 15 to 20 bucks for a bagel sandwich.

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    1 month ago

    Idk, that looks like a pretty good topper to one of those $25 bloody marys 😋