• gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    I’d be commissioning shit like wild. Why yes, I would like a portrait of my cats as fine gentlemen. Of course a stained glass goatse would look excellent hanging in the bathroom. Yes, a macaroni art Mona Lisa, did I stutter?

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      Your personal assistant would have the craziest address book. “Yeah, I got the number for a guy who works exclusively in the medium of jello. You know he never heard of a gummy Venice De Milo?”

      “Fish taxidermy? No, I don’t like dead animals. I do have a cybernetics guy that helps give dogs the ability to walk. Upright. Like people. He’s cool though.”

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    Coworker: Hey Abby, we noticed you’ve acting strange lately and we’re all concerned. Abby: I’ll pay you thirty thousand each to drop this.