That “1” is an absolute unit

It’s not wrong though!

Just what I have been searching for to use in my upcoming gender-swapped revival of Arsenic and Old Lace.

Tom Holland’s spider man is not a fan of this product.

When my oldest niece was a toddler, she was out in the garage with her mom who was trying to get rid of some bugs. She said she hated ants, and my niece got really sad. “You hate Aunt Sweet?” Her mom laughed and explained that there were two types of ants/aunts.

While grocery shopping yesterday, I saw that they were selling “ant buffet”.

And for a femtosecond, I had genuine hope, that it had become commonly known that ants are kind of going extinct. And so, like with the bee hotels, maybe there’d be actual products to try to help the remaining ants out.

Well, and if you’re not me, you probably realized immediately: Nope, it’s a trap for killing even more of them. Godfuckingdammit.

HOT. SEXY. ROACHES. IN YOUR AREA!

That 1 is THICK